Predictions for the homestand portion of the NLCS. These things will actually happen:
In Game Three, Aaron Rowand starts in center field and leads off, Edgar Renteria starts at short and bats second, and just to add more agony to the fan experience, Bochy puts Candy Maldonado in right.
Cole Hamels only lasts until the bottom of the fifth, when he storms off the mound, hurt that he's not getting any catcalls and whistles from the opposing fans like Tim Lincecum did.
In a first inning jam, Game Four Starter Madison Bumgarner strikes out Ryan Howard swinging with two runners in scoring position to end the inning. He then makes his first emotional display of the post season by clearing his throat and blinking.
Joe Buck and Time McCarver continue to ruffle critics by comparing Raul Ibanez' seventh inning throwing error to the dramatic twist of last week's "Human Target"
In the fourth inning of Game Five, Cody Ross hits one more home run to break slugger Jeffery Leonard's record for most in an NLCS. If that wasn't impressive enough, he also hits it with one flap down.
Sergio Romo shaves his beard in the dugout, hoping that Bruce Bochy will think he's Javier Lopez and bring him in to pitch the eighth.
In the post game press conference after Game Five, a confused Philadelphia reporter misinteprets the Giants' unofficial slogan and asks Bruce Bochy to explain why he supports torture.
Giants win two out of three in San Francisco and go back to Philly leading 3-2 in the series.
No comments:
Post a Comment