Some Thoughts on that Dodgers Series (expletives deleted)

Thought #1 (Pre-Series)
Turning point series for the 2010 Giants! We all know the Padres can't last atop the division forever (right?) This is where the Giants take advantage of a slumping Dodgers team, remind them that their owners are going through a messy divorce and they need too much help in too many areas. Lots of shots of Joe Torre rubbing his temples in the dugout. Eggs thrown at Ned Coletti's house by local hoodlums. Magic Inside! Then after the sweep, we ride some momentum into a pennant race!

Thought #2 (Game One)
Oh, yeah, the game has to actually be played.

Thought #3 (Game One)
Pablo Sandoval's baserunning just made Ruben Rivera look like Willie Mays. Drat! Sandoval's rare lapse in baserunning skill is going to be the difference between winning and losing tonight! That or the four other double plays Giants hit into.

Thought #4 (Game One)
For reasons I can't articulate, Casey Blake has been one of my least favorite Dodgers recently. Probably because his profile makes him look like Glass Joe. Or the two run homer he just hit. Oh well, Cain's starting tomorrow and he'll turn things around. We can still win this series!

Thought #6 (Game Two)
Dodger fans everywhere must be composing tweets made up of the words "Dodgers" some conjugation of the verb "own" and "Cain."

Thought #7 (Game Two)
Pablo "GIDP" Sandoval hits into another 6-4-3. Vin Scully just used the phrase, "Up jumps the devil once again for the Giants." Vin Scully: Timeless. Classy. Eloquent. And a complete bummer if your a Giants fan.

Thought #8 (Game Two)
So Buster Posey doesn't hit a game winning home run in the bottom of the ninth again??? Jeez, how many chances does he need, anyway? Back to Fresno for that bum!

Thought #9 (Between Games Two and Three)
Down 0-2 and game three is a daytime affair? Hmmm... Now that I'll be at work, I have a legitimate excuse to barely watch this game.

Thought #10 (Game Three)
Take a break to check in and it's 5-0. Take another and it's 8-1. Remember when they scored runs?

Thought #11 (Game Three)
Well, it's the bottom of the ninth, and I know I can't count on that bum Posey to hit an eight run homer, so I chalk it up as a sweep.

Final Thought
Series Final: Dodgers 3, Giants 0. Giants outscored 16-6. I do indeed remember when the Giants scored a lot of runs, and it wasn't that long ago when they could be counted among the league leaders for runs scored. Okay, it was six years ago and it's been the same problem every year since then. And it's no secret who's to blame. Sabean and Bochy have no idea how build a team with any offense. Its becoming tiresome to even talk about. But this series reminded me that we can't rely on our pitching being strong, either, especially when it's kind of sketchy, as it has been lately.

Why do these points always have to be proved when we're playing the Dodgers?

Giants Fan in LA

I've been to three Dodgers-Giants games at Chavez Ravine since I moved down to LA. That also makes for the three times in my lifetime I've ventured into enemy territory. The Giants lost all three in three different heartbreaking ways, the most recent on an eighth inning pinch hit home run by Manny Ramirez an a day where the Dodgers lineup looked hopeless against Zito for most of the afternoon. All I could think as it was happening around me was, "Can't all you cheering Dodger fans recognize this sadness?" And right there is where the toughest part of living in your arch rivals' city is.

What makes you cry makes them cheer. What makes you cheer makes them hate you. You're in kind of a bizarro world where everything is upside down - bright blue dodgers logos shoot at my face out of the TV screen; some video graphic designer thinks that for some reason these disturbing images will make me happy. Small children and babies are dressed in little Dodgers shirts and onesies and aren't crying or kicking their parents in the shins. Why, I wonder?

This week my beloved Giants open up a big series vs. the Bums. The Giants looked pretty bad against Boston this weekend - nobody likes seeing Lincecum leave in the third - meanwhile it looks like the Dodgers are out of their slumping ways with a strong showing hosting the Yankees. The sense of impending doom that is programmed in to every Giants fan makes me feel a mixture of excitment and nausea as the Dodgers come to San Francisco. The difference between the fans that live in the By Area and those of us that live in LA is that I'm probably going to have to sit next to people who get excited about seeing Jonathan Broxton run out from the bullpen to Black Sabbath with a one run lead while I deal with that sense of doom.

If You Boo Tim Lincecum, You = Loser

Struggling with his command recently, The Freak has surrendered 15 walks in his last three starts (he only gave up 10 in his first seven) and his ERA has crept up to 3.00. Gasp.

Some fans out there can't stand a tiny scratch on their luxury cars and have taken to booing him. To me, there are two schools of thought to booing. The first school is summed up nicely by Barry Zito whenever someone asks him about his dark period, and he states that he understands the frustration and that fans boo because they want to win. "I would boo too," Barry humbly explains.

Let's call this type of booing Customer Feedback. We pay to get in, we want to see a quality product. The players should be thanking us for caring enough to register our feelings of disappointment regarding their performance.

The problem with the Customer Feedback Booing is that it sounds the same as the second school: We-Hate-You Booing. The school that reserves booing for Tommy Lasorda and Satan. There is no way to distinguish the two. Zito actually received We-Hate-You booing when he initially struggled in San Francisco. He either didn't know it, or is being diplomatic. For years we watched him shine accross the bay. And although the exorbitant contract was not his doing, he had no good history with the Giants that we could recall and remember that we actually liked him. So we booed.

Lincecum, of course, is not hated. He has two Cy Young awards. Sometimes, he is the only reason the Giants have any presence in the national media. Dig deeper, Giants fans. You will see your frustration lies where it always has lied: The inability of this team to score and the inability of the front office to do anything about it for the past four seasons. Yet the boos come. Boos not directed at the problem do not solve the problem. You want to boo? Go to Sabean's office and boo outside the door.

Remember the beginning of '09, when Lincecum struggled with command and we all panicked? This is the same, except it's happening at the end of May rather than the beginning of April. People will start swinging and missing soon enough, and we will love him outwardly the way we always love him inwardly. Booing now is simply misdirected at best.

Besides, we know Lincecum is an amazing, once -in-a-generation kind of star. He's our ace. Don't you want to know if your ace can roll with the punches? Get out of messes? Bounce back from a back week or two? Leave a couple of scratches on this car. It'll give him character.

Willie Mays: The Life, The Legend, The Ungrateful Fans in San Francisco

Maybe I'm just too used to consuming embarrassing gossip stories about pro-athletes firing guns at strip clubs, but James Hirsch's account of Willie Mays' life (Willie Mays: The Life, The Legend), was so decidedly unjuicy that it almost put me to sleep at first. William Howard Mays: a happy and polite tyke, full of rambunctiousness and energy, devoid of sass and gloom, with a loving family around him, and the grinning sun from the Raisin Bran box constantly following him around. As a youth he blossomed into not only a once-in-a-lifetime kind of athlete, but an acute and diligent student of the game, who was only interested in perfecting his skills, while he wasn't helping the elderly find matching socks during power outtages.

Being the sucker for all things Giants that I am, I was much more drawn in by the baseball stuff. I never saw Mays play, and Hirsch definitely has a gift for making me feel like I had experienced the parts of his career I've only heard about. I knew Mays was on deck when Bobby Thomson hit the shot heard 'round the world, but had no idea that he was so absolutely terrified that he might have to come up with the pennant on the line, that he prayed to God to not let it happen. Hirsch does an stellar job of framing moments like these.

But the most interesting part, and most disturbing to my orange and black sense of pride, was reading about how Mays was first received when the team moved to San Francisco. The interesting and disturbing part? San Francisco fans didn't like him. Read that again. They didn't like Willie Mays. No, not until 1962, when the 11-year veteran brought the first pennant to San Francisco after playing there for four years.

Willie Mays: The one thing you would think San Francisco baseball fans would be proud to hang their hat on, and they are. But it wasn't always that way. We resented Mays for being New York's superstar. Giants fans more readily embraced Orlando Cepeda, and Willie McCovey, two San Francisco originals. In the late 50's and early 60's, we didn't know what we know now: That in the 50,000 year history of baseball, there are exactly two people -maybe three or four if you're feeling frisky- who you can call the greatest ever and be taken seriously. And San Francisco had one of them. But because San Francisco fans are San Francisco fans, what did we do when he got here? We held it against him that he played in and was loved by another city. We called him selfish because he didn't like to bunt. We panicked every time his average fell under .300. We gave the 1959 team MVP to Sam Jones, who, to be sure, was a 20 game winner, but Mays gave us .313/.381/.583 and:31 home runs and 104 RBI's. Team bests in every offensive category except runs scored. Hard to think that not receiving the Giants MVP that year was anything less than bitterness for not delivering us the pennant.

It kind of makes me want to slink underneath an orange plastic Candlestick seat and hide underneath the swirling bay winds to contemplate the tragedy of not even being able to appreciate our best player. But it also kind of makes sense and fits into our larger history: San Francisco baseball fans letting our impatience and sense of entitlement get the best of us.